Shawn Paul Wood
46 posts
Something about me? I was born to express, not to impress, so I write breaking news about entertainment and geek culture, with a hearty side order of snark. Like, a lot! I like hashtags because they look like waffles. And, I always give 100%, unless I'm donating blood. Thanks for reading.
Thunderbolts are Coming, But Poor Baron Zemo Rained Out
Marvel introduced the Thunderbolts at D23 as the culmination of Phase 5, but where in the name of Stan Lee was Baron Zemo?!
01/26/2023
Anna Kendrick Makes Directorial Debut About ‘The Dating Game’ Killer
Once upon a time, a serial killer went on a 1970s game show...and won. And now, Anna Kendrick chose that story for her directorial film debut.
01/26/2023
Atomic Blonde: Ana de Armas Upset Over NC-17 Rating on Biopic
Marilyn Monroe wasn't just hot; she was lava on the screen in the Stepford Wives' 1950s. But Ana de Armas thinks her life is not NC-17.
01/26/2023
Not Growing Pains: Is Warner Bros Discovery Color Blind or Tone Deaf?
DC Comics are hostage to the black eye of Warner Bros Discovery mishaps. Despite Superman's red and blue, is their only color white or green?
01/26/2023
WBD Signs Matt Reeves to Multi-Year Deal, Nerds Exhale Everywhere
David Zaslav isn't completely mad, after getting Matt Reeves tied down for the next decade or so. This was the news DC Comics' fans needed.
01/26/2023
Troubled Gary Busey Charged for Two Counts of Sexual Contact
Gary Busey was accused of not keeping his hands to his autographs at a New Jersey Monster-Con event. So, that's a surprise?!
01/26/2023
This Just In: Captain America is “Officially” Not a Virgin
During She-Hulk, we discover many things about the cosmos, including the answer to a national riddle, "Was Captain America a Virgin?"
01/26/2023
Ezra Miller Breaks Silence, Seeks Help, and (Sort of) Admits Fault
Isn't it amazing how Ezra Miller now seeks help for a months-long cavalcade of WTF moments since the PR nightmare picks up steam?
01/26/2023
Mark Ruffalo and the “Dehumanizing” Professor Hulk
Mark Ruffalo is no small actor, but thanks to some hefty CGI, he is one huge Hulk. And, he's kind of tired of it too.
01/26/2023
Mike Tyson Uppercuts Hulu Over Biopic Series, Calls Them “Slave Masters”
Before David Banner, no one liked Mike Tyson when he was angry. And now, Hulu is directly in his crosshairs over his biopic. Oops!
01/26/2023
HBO Max is Doing Spring Cleaning with Its Exclusive Content
What's going on at HBO Max? Zaslav is cutting everything, just when we thought he was kicking butt and taking names. Is this a sign of things to come?
01/26/2023
Michael Keaton: “I Have Other Sh*t To Do” Than Watch My Comic Book Movies
As an actor, Michael Keaton is a superior example. As a comic book movie fan, he's not the greatest portrayal of loyalty. Here's why.
01/26/2023